Month: July 2017

If They Only Knew

I am currently applying for jobs on the internet while eating a slice of Little Ceasar’s pizza-no plate-garlic butter container in one hand, pizza in the other, while wearing what my children refer to as The Moo-Moo. I only need a cat in my lap and a scrunchy in my hair to complete this picture….oh wait..

It’s a good thing in this age of internet that potential employers don’t require a selfie portrait taken at time of application to accompany the resume. CauseĀ that would be great. I could just see the HR person now.