Things I Wish I Had-The Short List

The ability to sleep through anything, like some in my household that shall go unnamed.

Literally, if a dog farts, I wake up.

Motivation.

I was supposed to take a shower, do laundry, and go for a bike ride by this point in time today. None of those things have happened.

Probably because I don’t have the ability to sleep. Like ever.

Siblings.

All you guys with siblings don’t even know. But the grass is always greener…blah blah blah.

A sibling is a person that lived the same childhood as you. It’s someone that can relate to all the crazy shit you went through. It’s someone that is actually forced to love you!

Also, they could maybe bring me coffee and motivate me into doing something useful by making me feel super bad about myself in ways that only siblings can do.

Chicken Pad Thai.

Living in a town that has actual restaurants other than Applebees, Texas Roadhouse, and the like, is a privilege! Don’t take your tasty local food shops for granted! My lack of motivation has mind wandering in food directions.

My stomach is growling and I WANT PAD THAI!!!

 

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